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And all the graphic designers cried. Magazine covers are not where my skills are oTL

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loserfish, July 25th, 2011, 3:46 pm ( Reply )

I made a lot of this page at school :B. - Hey guys! Sorry for the wait, your guesses are REALLY REALLY FUNNY, LIKE MY GOD <3333. I love you guys.

ALSO! This comic somehow weaseled it's way into the Smackjeeves 2011 award nominations, in comedy and characters. I just wanted to tell you guys that I'm really honored to have been nominated, I really wasn't expecting it! <3333 My best friend who makes My Two Cents Plus Tax also made it into the WTF award. \o/

A very beautiful and amazing fanart was submitted by Vindictive bassoon, as well! It's gorgeous, and makes me smile~~~

Also, I just read that article about what happened in Norway and my god, what a monster D:. If any of you are in Norway, please be alright!

@Responses<333:
@deepcheese: HAR HAR IT’S PORNZ.
@lockjaw50: LOLOL DANNY WOULD BE SO CONFUSED MAN.
@ThisNameBetterNotBeTaken: You’re right! :D
@Razellia: That would’ve been funny <xD Danny’s just like WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
@Synnub: Danny wears disgust pretty alright! And LOL that would be pretty great, and oddly enough not that surprising! Danny would probably just sigh and walk away <xDDDD.
@JoDawn: Maybe there’s a dismembered head UNDERNEATH all that porn S;D
@IsahBellah: THAT WOULDA BEEN SPECTACULARRRRRR~
@MultiPheebs: And inside that box would be another box with yet another box inside :|
@artchic8: I’m sure Danny would’ve much rathered it be a kitten or a puppy.
@Reigan: LOLOL it’s okay <xD Alan’s kind of a bird, Danny can be a rabbit!
@ParadoxComic: Danny would’ve probably thrown up and run out hysterical-like!
@D-KeyNote: He gets gayer when he’s nervous? MAYBE? I dunno, man.
@Alexa0455: Bingo! :D Joo got it right, my girly! Danny’s just like UNGH I HATE MAH LIFE!
@Vindictive bassoon: Thank youuuuu grrrrrrrl :3 along with that wonderful fanart oh my god it made my life <333333333
@Nya: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN~
@Koda: IT’S A DICK IN A BOX! And LOL OH MAN-RODNEY HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT I MADE YOU BETTER THAN THAT *sobs*
@Hikaru: STRIPPER FERRET STRIKES AGAIN >:D! Arousing all who gaze up on it with it’s sexy stripper moves and soft and shiny ferret fur.
@M-24: I know right? <xDDDD
@Sychaar: Yooooou hoped riiiiiight S;D
@Klibb: LOL Danny’s in constant danger! He needs to just never open his door! And oh man, I think I might have to have him like nibble on stuff and scrunch his nose and stuff now.
@LuvAlwayzz: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL <333333 Little did he know that if he pulled that secret string…….. (I’m loving disss spongebob reference~~)
@gurobaby: HAR HAR HAR >:D
@BananaMuffinPop: ohmanohmanohmanohmanitssssporn! :D
@Diseasedface: NO MAN, here let me help you pick yo brains up off tha floor. AND OH JESUS MINIATURE RAINBOW NARWHALS THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. I WANT A RAINBOW NARWHAL. I WANT ONE. REALLY BAD. And LOL oh you S;D
@fishmasmouse: Is that the shrodingers (I’m 100% certain I spelled that wrong) cat theory?
@XXIIV: LOL!
@LIIIIIIISAAAAA<333333: GRRRRL YOU KNOW IT ALLLLLLLLLL. AND I’M COMIN’ OVER TO YURR HOUSE AFTER DISSSSSS. And FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF thanks I’m glad you like ALL MY CRAP <3333
@4nto: LOL OH MAN, it’s not even Christmas and Danny gets so many awesome boxes and a dick! WHAT A LUCKY FELLER :D
@RavenHeart98: A really large wedding ring fitted to the dildo? :DDDD
@DinoDean: BOXCEPTION! OH MAN, THAT JUST BLEW MAH MIND. LOL And oh man, you placed your money right! Hurrrrrr S;D AND OH JEEBUS THAT IS A FABULOUS LIST. I LOVE YOU, DINODEAN.
@Lane-Chan: It really is D: Tables are heavy! AND MAYBE IT’S HAMSTER GUTS?
@xx3OH3xx: And then Danny raises an eyebrow and just stands up and walks away. To think about his options. Lonely options or bondage related option.
@candysquid: LOL OH MAN you’re good, candy squid!
@PrincessMandy: Alan probably would pop out of a box. I wouldn’t put it past that feller!
@PanicR: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *dies* aaaaah, spongebob references <3333…
@Zeromotion: LOL YEAH IT WAS THAT ONE S;D. IF I COULD I WOULD GIVE YOU A PRIZE FOR GUESSING FIRST~
@Keivaaaaaaa~: I know, forgiiiiiiiiiiiiiive meeeeeeeeeeeee? Preeeeaaaase? oTL
@Forbidden_Requiem: Ohhohohhoh the mystery has been revealed! DUN DUN DUNN
@thunDaClap: LOL knowing Danny, he would’ve just like, passed out, and then like, ended up in a separate box. ALL CUT UP INTO MANY LIDDLE DANNY PIECES D:
@Loverofpiggies: I don’t honestly know how it happened <xD And PFFFFFFT The Secret of NIMH is kind of like my favourite movie of all time. It’s actually what made me want to go into animation. I’m glad to see it in your icon <3.
@Kohikki: LOLOL I DUNNO MAN I JUST WRITE THAT WAY. Like I try to plan out my chapters all at once, so I often forget what it’ll be like when I post it. BUT SURPRISE HERE’S AN EYEFULL OF PORN HURR :B. And thank you :D He’s not pleased.
@3o-s-knight: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF------OH MAN. Your comics are so beautiful, I’m really honored that you’re reading this silliness! :D THANK YOU SO MUCH UNGH <3333333

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LMAO XDDD no I would believe she has five children

posted by pinkberrymuffin on July 25th, 2011, 3:55 pm





 
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Whaaaat. I'm confused....LOL

posted by M-24 on July 25th, 2011, 4:00 pm





 
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I said dismembered head, well I guess I was a liiiittle bit off XD
Oh and this is possibly my favorite comic I read on here, and I read like 20 something comicsXD

posted by JoDawn on July 25th, 2011, 4:02 pm





 
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Yussssss 8D

posted by fishmasmouse on July 25th, 2011, 4:05 pm





 
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LOL Oh gosh! XDD
I feel like looking at the contents of this box is telling me more about dear ol' Rodney then I would like to know. (He likes sheep and milfs, apparently. OH DEAR. XDDDD)

FFFF---This just made me laugh LOLOL AMAZING BECCA AMAZING XD <333

posted by Qwchestr on July 25th, 2011, 4:08 pm



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IT WAS NOT A DICK IN A BOX. HOW UPSET I AM, INDEED.

posted by Koda on July 25th, 2011, 4:39 pm





 
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Oh, it's just porn. *slightly disappointed*

posted by Razellia on July 25th, 2011, 4:54 pm



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Insert here.

posted by EmoVampireNinjaPimp on July 25th, 2011, 5:19 pm





 
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I would not believe that one in the tiny feature picture is a MILF. Maybe she's a MSWLF....(mom someone would like to f...yeah).

posted by Jazeki on July 25th, 2011, 6:25 pm





 
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If I were a straight man, I'd totally be with Danny on this one.
Heterosexual porn is disgusting. Especially with women in it.
Wait...

posted by D-KeyNote on July 25th, 2011, 6:32 pm





 
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I am so glad
that nobody was around
when I saw this page

posted by Reigan on July 25th, 2011, 6:49 pm





 
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WAT.
"Insert here" I guess some people need instructions for everything.
Well... this was certainly not what I expected, but not surprising either. Why in the world are those magazines there anyways.

posted by Synnub on July 25th, 2011, 7:26 pm





 
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I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE PR0N.

Hmm, maybe Rodney is a little less gay than I thought he was...

posted by VenNumberTen on July 25th, 2011, 7:28 pm





 
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I was about to read this page, caught a glimpse and had to scroll down really fast cos my mom was walking by.
NOT THE KIND OF KITTEN I EXPECTED @.@
But srsly, this is too funny X'DD

posted by Cross27 on July 25th, 2011, 8:57 pm





 
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Is that his mom?
Is a body part of his mom under the porn stash?
My curiosity must be satiated or I'm going to have a hernia in my head.
JESUSCHRISTWHEREISTHE'NEXT'BUTTON?!!?

posted by DinoDean on July 25th, 2011, 9:52 pm





 
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Lol,i knew it was porn!!8D XD

posted by Alexa0455 on July 25th, 2011, 10:40 pm





 
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TEEHEE I DID HOPE RIGHT. And um....why is it that mary had a little lamb but it was a secret? D: *scared*
THIS IS AWKWARD FOR SOMEONE. THAT PERSON IS NOT ME.

posted by Sychaar on July 25th, 2011, 10:47 pm





 
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The box o' porn made me derp face for a minute before all I could see was the copious amounts of underarm hair that guy on the front cover has. It kinda grossed me out. Now the question is, why did tall-guy-in-glasses bring him a box o' porn?

posted by XXIIV on July 25th, 2011, 10:54 pm





 
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just binged through this and i have to say
i
love
your characters
s
o
much

also nice pit hair on the porn bro

posted by coolbeans on July 25th, 2011, 10:56 pm





 
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what is this i dont even---

oh i cannot wait to hear how he explains this...

posted by pyromaniacqueen on July 25th, 2011, 11:04 pm





 
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I-I don't know what to say. hmm.

posted by creativedemi64 on July 25th, 2011, 11:21 pm





 
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Congrats on the SJ awards nomination. It'll be totally sweet if you get an award, you deserve it, like, 1000 times over, you're just that awesome...

Anywaaaaay...

I CALLED IT! Oh, wait, no I didn't.... But I KNEW IT! I JUST KNEW! I must have some amazing minds powers or something, right, right!? 0.0

posted by TechnicolorTango on July 25th, 2011, 11:46 pm





 
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THESE ARE NOT HAMSTERS NOR GUTS! I AM DISAPPOINTED
/attempts to flip table
ow.ow. never mind. too heavy

posted by Lane-Chan on July 26th, 2011, 12:19 am





 
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I waned to say mama.... but mama dun have no mole

posted by Forbidden_Requiem on July 26th, 2011, 1:00 am





 
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My eyes! xD Naw, just kidding, but seriously, wtf is he doing with a box of porno mags?

posted by fluffylemons12 on July 26th, 2011, 1:06 am





 
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Oh darn it, I thought the impossible XD haha
its beatiful.... XDD
"you would not believe she's had 5 children!" LMAO greatest quote tonight XD

posted by xx3OH3xx on July 26th, 2011, 2:24 am



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AAAAAAAAOOOoooh that's better than what I thought :D

posted by thunDaClap on July 26th, 2011, 7:35 am





 
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Hdjalguidjdhs why are MILFs everywhere?!?!?!? xD today my friends were talking 'bout them too xDDDD!!!! And singing some weird song about fuckibg each other moms ._.

posted by 4nto on July 26th, 2011, 10:24 am





 
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Could it be? IS THAT FROOTLOOP'S MOM!?!?!? Babeh, yo mama's a pown stah! Lol

posted by lockjaw50 on July 26th, 2011, 4:36 pm



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je ne comprende pas! c'EST C'EST!.. FEMALE porn!


oooooooooooooooooooh FALSITIES AND LIES. WHY IS THIS! I expect an explanationnnnn! ~waits patiently whilst twiddling thumbs~


Oohh tiny rainbow narwhals the size of cheerios. Swimming through... a bowl of..Fruiloops? ~drumbeat + symbols~ puns!... wait... not puns...Attempts at puns!

I am still shocked and in awe!~

And oh BABY that SHOULDER with light blue TSHIRT UMPTH!~ and most of all!~ i love the tiniest detail of the SHOCK on Mr. Downbeats hand! Horrayyyyyy!~

p.s. I would indeed believe she's had 5 kids!~

p.s.s. Congradulationairies!!!~

posted by Diseasedface (Guest) on July 26th, 2011, 10:42 pm





 
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SON,I AM DISAPPOINT.
IT'S NOT GAY PORN D: AAAWWWWW I WANTED GAY PORN LOL

well,at least it's still porn :P

posted by IsahBellah on July 27th, 2011, 11:11 am





 
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OH GOOD GOD LOLOLOLOL THIS IS ONE PORNTASTIC PAGE

posted by novembertree on July 28th, 2011, 2:31 am





 
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ma--mama?!

posted by gurobaby on July 31st, 2011, 10:42 pm





 
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:D:D:D Look at all that porn. Goodness, all that fuss to show him your porn collection?! Best titles ever.

posted by Kohikki on September 22nd, 2011, 2:42 am



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